THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
I’m fucking dying
(Source: mycroftly, via bitterxxblood)
"One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?"
(Source: psych-facts, via n0cturnl)
repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
(Source: fhauly, via best-of-text-posts)
this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him